Tired of the Loot Box Craze? Play This Loot Box Simulator
Posted Nov 16, 2017 by DarthHazard
The loot box craze sweeping across various games has divided the gaming community recently. But it seems one developer may have found a great solution to the problem.
I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling, developed by Mutant Entertainment Studios, will allow you to open loot boxes so that you can "unlock better loot boxes of course!". "Why waste all that time playing the actual game? We've cut out the middle-man so you have more time to open boxes!".
Players will be able to open various different loot boxes, unlock new skins and hats for your "lootbox loadout" and then open some more loot boxes. You can even earn some better boxes by selling those items you don't like and spending some virtual currency.
The game will be released on the 29th of November via Steam. Will you be opening some loot boxes?
"*Note: This game is purely for parody. There are no actual microtransactions within the game, only genuine progression. Side effects of 'I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling' include mild amusement, breathing slightly more air out of your nose, chuckling under your breath, nodding with that sort of half smile when you don't want to laugh at a joke but recognize it was a pretty decent joke and need to acknowledge it, minor shame, and reduced money. If you experience any of these things for more than 4 hours, consider calling your doctor immediately, or play any real game...*"